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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it&#8…

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it…

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"Dear brain, why must you write a grocery list and come up with future business ideas when all I want is some sleep? 🧠💤 Maybe you should consider a career change to night owl consultant or professional dream curator? Just a thought. 🦉💭"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asleep, bedtime, brain, exactly, fall, humor, insomnia, relaxation, sleep, stop, thinking, thoughts, time on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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