I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

I end all my sentences with "Just saying.." because ending them with "You bonehead.." would probably be considered offensive.

Commentary:
“Careful with those sentence endings! 🙊 It’s all fun and games until someone gets called a bonehead. Just saying.. 😉”

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