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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.