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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a rando…

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a rando…

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"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – losing body parts along the way 🤷‍♂️ Just remember to pick 'em up if you find 'em! 🦵🔜🙈"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aging, body, body part, changes, day, getting, getting older, humor, i, just, less, life, life changes, older, randomness, surprise on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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