I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs mornings and afternoons anyway? Night owls unite! π¦π Embracing the nocturnal lifestyle, where our brains finally come alive while others are winding down for the day! ππ #NightOwlLife" Related Funny Posts π€ I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon. I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, βWhoooah, big fella, Iβm not the same person I was last night.β I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. If i say βmorning!β to you, it does not mean βgood morningβ, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning. I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.