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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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"Diet day #1: Saying goodbye to all the tempting treats like a true warrior… and by 'goodbye', I mean 'see you later, when I sneak out for a midnight snack.' 🍔🍩🏃‍♂️ #HealthyChoices #FoodStruggles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged day, delicious, diet, food, house, humor, loss, unhealthy, unhealthy food, weight, weight loss on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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