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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a famil…

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a famil…

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"Who knew bacon could be the ultimate indicator of household size? 🥓👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Better start setting up the extra dinner table and chairs! 🍴🤣 #BaconBlessings #FeedingtheVillage"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appetite, bacon, breakfast, cooking, exaggeration, family, food, humor, i, just, meal on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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