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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.