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Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Just landed via YouTube:

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Just landed via Facebook:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Just landed via Slack:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

Reported on TikTok:

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

Making waves on TikTok:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Making waves on WeChat:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Jan 20, 2025

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

Just shared via Threads:

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

Reported on Reddit:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Going viral on Messenger:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Seen just now on Instagram:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Going viral on Pinterest:

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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