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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

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Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.