Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul. Commentary:"Talk about a plot twist! 😱 Looks like you married a Sith Lord in disguise. May the Force be with you! 💍👰🤖" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker. Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’ They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader. I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either. My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”
