Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth. Commentary:"Sorry, I can't join you tonight – my mortgage and I are having a cozy Netflix date. Gotta make sure my money feels appreciated! 💰🏠 #HomebodyLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth. Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.” Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it. Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.
