Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny. Commentary:"Life lesson #101: Paying rent turns humor into horror 😂💸 Say goodbye to jokes and hello to bill collectors!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life. When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke. “Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me. My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck. Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.