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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Commentary:
"Online shopping: the ultimate act of self-love wrapped in a package! 🎁💁‍♂️ Who needs a significant other when you can spoil yourself with surprise gifts any time you want? 💳💻 #TreatYourself"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged delivery, gift, gift to self, humor, i, joy, love, me, online, online shopping, present, self, self-gift, shopping, shopping joy, surprises, things on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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