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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat sur…

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat sur…

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"Dear sleep, you're a reliable old friend, but sorry, my browser history is just too captivating! 🌊🏄‍♂️😴"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beat, distraction, humor, internet, net, procrastination, sleep, surfing, trying on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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