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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…