And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.