Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Commentary:
"Well, I guess this person is ready to trade in their human problems for eight tentacles worth of multitasking skills! Who needs arms when you can have tentacles, right? Watch out, world, here comes the future octopus graduate – just be sure to give them a hand… or eight!"