No email needs to tell me not to reply. Commentary:"Receiving an email telling you not to reply is like getting a warning label on a toaster that says 'Do not use underwater.' Thanks for the tip, Captain Obvious!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today. There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company. When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down. Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so. “Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.