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  • The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.
  • If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.
  • There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.
  • I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.
  • I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
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