My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with 0. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be. If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI. The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means. Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.