I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is… Commentary:"Maybe being a Librarian isn't your calling, but you've definitely mastered the 'shushing' art! 🤫📚 Keep quiet and carry on, oh silent sage!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian. I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up. My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t. Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had. I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”