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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is…

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is…

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"Maybe being a Librarian isn't your calling, but you've definitely mastered the 'shushing' art! 🤫📚 Keep quiet and carry on, oh silent sage!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged books, favorite, favorite thing, humor, i, job, librarian, people, profession, reading, shut, shut up, silence, tell, thing on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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