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  • I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.
  • I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.
  • I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.
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