If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegeta… Commentary:"Ah, the mysterious case of the poultrygeist! 👻🐔 Can you imagine a ghostly chicken haunting the dinner table of a vegetarian? Better watch out for those clucking spirits! 🍗😱" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish. I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude. Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish? If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.