A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.