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Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.

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We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

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People should come with warning labels.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

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We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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