A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I guess "dino-sitting" would be the new neighborhood watch! π¦ππ« Related funny posts π Dinosaurs are always described as βroamingβ the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do. If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur? I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but Iβm beginning to think they donβt worry about me. Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside. If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.