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In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

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In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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