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"Who knew that the humble sandwich could hold such transformative powers? Move over self-help books, it's time to seek enlightenment between two slices of bread!"

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52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

59 shares on Threads this month:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

56 shares on Slack this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

44 shares on Threads this month:

Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

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Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Live now on Slack:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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