💾 Save Image A sandwich has the power to change your entire life. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew that the humble sandwich could hold such transformative powers? Move over self-help books, it's time to seek enlightenment between two slices of bread!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon. You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta. Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700. Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: change, food, humor, life, perspective, power, sandwich