A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When a circle needs a therapist but just ends up going in circles! ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid tooβ¦ when I was alive. When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Iβm afraid of widths. People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isnβt coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.