A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

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I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.