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Absurdity is the spice of life.

Humorous text highlighting life's quirks with a witty take on absurdity as spice.

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Just when you thought your life was bland, a heaping spoonful of absurdity turns it into a comedy casserole! ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ˜‚



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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter Iโ€™ve eaten.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyoneโ€™s parents. Thatโ€™s called โ€œbusiness savvy.โ€

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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how Iโ€™ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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โ€œWhy are you so quiet?โ€ Because Iโ€™m barely even here.

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โ€œThereโ€™s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I donโ€™t yet fully know how to verbalize.โ€

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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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