Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Commentary:
"Adulthood is a tricky balancing act – knowing you *could* have cookies for breakfast, but also realizing you wolfed them down last night in a moment of weakness 🍪😂 #adultingtroubles"

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