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Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

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Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.