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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

74 shares on X this month:

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

76 shares on Slack this month:

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

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If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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