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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.