Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.