Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35. Funny Quotes October 31, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAge is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing. There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.
