Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.