“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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Alexa, mute my children.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.