Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAirlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be 00. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta. Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!” Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady. If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain. Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.