Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.
- Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”
- Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.
- If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.
- Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.