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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.

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May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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