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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.