All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or… Commentary:"Well, at least you're consistent in your preferences – can't say the same for your moral compass or diet plan!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances. Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics. I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory. If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.
