Trendy Funny Quotes

  • 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.
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  • I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
  • One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.
  • If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”
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