All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, at least you're consistent in your preferences – can't say the same for your moral compass or diet plan!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances. Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal. When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips! Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.
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