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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Witty quote about indulgence and mischief with playful humor.

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"Well, at least you're consistent in your preferences – can't say the same for your moral compass or diet plan!"


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One response to “All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.”

  1. I guess that’s why they say “laughter is the best medicine,” because unfortunately, crime, gluttony and improper conduct are not covered by insurance. Perhaps we should start a petition to make cheesecake and midnight mischief legal forms of self-care? 😂🍰🕵️‍♀️