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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one…

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one…

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Looks like we took a cosmic wrong turn—should’ve aimed for the planets with free ice cream! 🌌🌍😂 Guess the universe's idea of "space exploration" is just finding new ways to stretch a 40-hour week. 🚀⏳✨ Maybe next time we’ll discover a planet where Mondays are optional! 😉🌟

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 40, daily, daily life, galaxy, hour, humor, irony, life, planet, planets, satire, universe, week, weeks, work, work week on Apr 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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