Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.
  • If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.
  • I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
  • Be bold, be italic, but never regular.
  • They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.
  • I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.