Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away. Funny Quotes September 23, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAlways remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill. Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon? So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning. Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’. When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.