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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?