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And then there are those dates after which you think: &#822…

And then there are those dates after which you think: ̶…

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal 'shaved legs dilemma'! 🦵💭 It's like a commitment test for your razor and your patience. 😅 Maybe we should start a 'Shave-On-Demand' service for such occasions! 💁‍♀️✨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, date, disappointment, expectation, humor, i, legs, relationship, shaved, shaving, think on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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