Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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"Office jobs: where paper cuts are considered extreme sports 📄💥 Don't underestimate the danger lurking in the seemingly innocent world of staplers and binders! 💼😆"

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.