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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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2 months ago

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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2 months ago

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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2 months ago

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I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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49 shares on Slack this month:

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

76 shares on Discord this month:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

80 shares on Threads this month:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

35 shares on Threads this month:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Making waves on Facebook:

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

Live now on Instagram:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Breaking via Discord:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

Just shared via Twitch:

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

Just landed via Threads:

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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