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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

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What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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75 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

69 but we both just farting.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

53 shares on Discord this month:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Just shared via Twitch:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Seen just now on Threads:

All the clouds have come out to play today.

Trending via YouTube:

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

Just shared via WeChat:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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