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"Ah, yes, the classic Dad move – preparing your kids for the real world by honing their ability to handle online trolls. 🤣👨‍👧‍👦💻 Because let's face it, if they can handle Dad's banter, they can handle anything!"

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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2 months ago

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49 shares on YouTube this month:

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

84 shares on Discord this month:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

99 shares on Threads this month:

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

37 shares on Discord this month:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

99 shares on Twitch this month:

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

21 shares on Slack this month:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

Live now on Twitch:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

Shared recently on TikTok:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Breaking via Twitch:

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Freshly posted on Threads:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Going viral on YouTube:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Going viral on Instagram:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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