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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.