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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ณ has shared:

Newborns cry because theyโ€™re being evicted.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has viewed:

Today I ate vegetable lasagnaโ€ฆ I donโ€™t want to talk about it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has copied:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ has viewed:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. Weโ€™re currently staring at each other.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡น has shared:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡พ has shared:

“Why donโ€™t you tell us anything anymore?โ€ Iโ€™ve updated my privacy policy.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has bookmarked:

If youโ€™re not dropping it like itโ€™s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฏ has viewed:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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Please twerk; I have just days left.

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Just once, Iโ€™d love to underthink a situation.

Just landed via Threads:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Live now on Slack:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Breaking via YouTube:

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Shared recently on Threads:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting โ€œsend nudesโ€ when heโ€™s in a work meeting.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Adding โ€œscroll for two hoursโ€ to my To-Do list, so I wonโ€™t do it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Breaking via Telegram:

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

Making waves on Instagram:

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

As long as I can dip something in something, Iโ€™m happy.

As long as I can dip something in something, Iโ€™m happy.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has viewed:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡จ has bookmarked:

I didnโ€™t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ผ has copied:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ has copied:

The world needs to chill out. Thereโ€™s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡น has downloaded:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has bookmarked:

Rich people go to parties. Itโ€™s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has copied:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has shared:

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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Going viral on Slack:

Iโ€™m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

Live now on Threads:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Going viral on Threads:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Freshly posted on X:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I prefer people who actually know whatโ€™s going on.

Just landed via Pinterest:

ะ†f youโ€™re sad about being alone on Valentineโ€™s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Just landed via Threads:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall โ€ฆ like, whatโ€™s the protocol?

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Iโ€™m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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