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"Life's simple pleasures summed up in one saucy quote! 🍟🍔 Dipping sauces make the world go round, right? Just dip it, dip it real good! 😄💃"

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

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Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

51 shares on Threads this month:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

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The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

“There’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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