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  • I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.
  • Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.
  • To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.
  • I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.
  • For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.
  • Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.