As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless classic 'As per my last curse,' a phrase that strikes fear into the hearts of email recipients everywhere! 😈💢 It's like 'As per my last email,' but with extra sass and a sprinkle of dark magic! Who knew workplace communication could be so bewitchingly entertaining? 🧙‍♂️✉️ #NotTodaySatan"