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At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood…

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood…

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Well, they do say, "Doctor knows best!" 🩺💉 Looks like this doctor decided to make sure she's in tip-top shape too. Talk about practicing what you preach! 🩸😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appointment, blood, blood pressure, doctor, end, humor, irony, medical, own, pressure, self-care on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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