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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.