At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

Commentary:
Well, they do say, “Doctor knows best!” 🩺💉 Looks like this doctor decided to make sure she’s in tip-top shape too. Talk about practicing what you preach! 🩸😄

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