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  • To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.
  • I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.
  • I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.
  • The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!
  • Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.
  • It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.