Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave. Commentary:"Aubrey Plaza: the extraterrestrial observer turned accidental celebrity! 👽🌍 Fame's gravitational pull proved too strong to escape! 🚀😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.” According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’. Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet. I don’t even know who’s famous anymore. If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.