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"Aubrey Plaza: the extraterrestrial observer turned accidental celebrity! 👽🌍 Fame's gravitational pull proved too strong to escape! 🚀😂"

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If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

92 shares on X this month:

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

29 shares on Slack this month:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

I need you to put the fun in refund!

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

I need you to put the fun in refund!

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

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