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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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"Aubrey Plaza: the extraterrestrial observer turned accidental celebrity! 👽🌍 Fame's gravitational pull proved too strong to escape! 🚀😂"

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