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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.