Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

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If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

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“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.