Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.
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"Before kids: Saturdays were made for sleeping in and brunch 🛌🥞 After kids: Saturdays now start promptly at 7am, whether you like it or not ⏰😅 #ParentingLife"

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