Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am. Commentary:"Before kids: Saturdays were made for sleeping in and brunch 🛌🥞 After kids: Saturdays now start promptly at 7am, whether you like it or not ⏰😅 #ParentingLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would. I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about. If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am. Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of. Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?
