Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.” Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBeing a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us. Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me. Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.