Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?